Adulting Is a Scam T-Shirt — Funny Retro Quote Tee for Millennials & Young Adults
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee speaks with a wink and a shared sigh. The chest reads “ADULTING IS A SCAM” in bold collegiate letters — a little rebellious, a little weary, and entirely relatable. The heavy-weight, soft-washed cotton feels lived-in from the first wear; the muted, washed color gives it a quiet, vintage edge that settles into your rotation. Toss it on for a slow Saturday coffee run, a late-night study session, or a low-key hang with friends who understand that bills and brunch don’t always mix. The roomy cut and durable construction mean it moves with you — whether you’re lounging at home, pacing through deadlines, or swapping stories at a backyard bonfire. It’s not shouty; it’s candid, comfortable, and honest — like the friend that tells it like it is over takeout and bad reality TV.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, long-lasting
- Garment-dyed for that softly faded, vintage look and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durable everyday wear
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for strength and clean lines
- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and wide color selection (58 colors)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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